Ningirate

It is the systematic linking of the cultures of both ninja and pirate, which usually ends up in a vulgar, stealthy, agile, scimtar-wielding abomination to humanity.

Aaron, youre such a ningirate.

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Bastige

A screaming, gasoline-drenched, blood-sucking, bat-winged cabbage that screeches and swoops down out of trees at night and either,
1) Rips off your head and drains your body of all fluid via the newly created wound, or
2) Misses the intended target horribly (usually you) and plows into the ground, pops like a grape, and spews flaming ooze everywhere. Neither have very high survival ratings.

Holy shit, its a bastige, run!

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