October

The most deceitful month of the year. It's just like the fuckening, but it lasts for a whole month.

First few days are going too well, Your wildest dreams come true, then halfway through the month your worst nightmares come true, and everything falls apart, and by the end of the month you'll be relieved that it is finally over, and you'll be celebrating the best day of the year, Halloween.

"I'm having the worst luck ever, And I was doing so well two weeks ago! What the fuck happened"

"Bro, It's october. You can't trust october"