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Lauren

Lauren is the greediest fakest snakiest bitch you will ever lay your eyes on she will steal your boyfriend because all they want is her body because let’s be honest who would want someone with that bad of a personality when you walk past her it’s like walking past an aquarium or an ugly overcooked filet ó fish and at the end of the day everyone wants to murder her with a jagged chainsaw

Girl:Hey that’s the girl that stole jennies girlfriend

Gurl:Isn’t her name *pukes in her mouth* lauren

by Yourmomismydaddy March 24, 2020

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Sydney

Sydney is a beautiful,amazing,gracious kind ok that’s all a joke (not really) but let’s get real sydney is a hot dominatrix who will bring you in for a good time she is also an amazing best friend who gives amazing gifts and tells funny jokes and is sad with me so that’s pretty lit but that’s besides the point she would be great in the porn industry so sign her up:)

“Omg that’s Sydney”
“Omg it is”
“She’s really sexy”

by Yourmomismydaddy March 24, 2020


Shaylee

Shaylee is a very amazing,beautiful,loving individual who deserves all the love and light in the world they have a bright smile and they are probably really good at sixtynine they are a great friend and could turn on you at any moment so be careful but they’re really hot so it’s ok

“Oh my god is that Shaylee”
“Yeah I think so”
“I’ve heard she’s really good at sixty nine”

by Yourmomismydaddy March 24, 2020

7👍 1👎