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skidball

A skidball is similar in meaning to scumbag, but slightly different. Could be used to describe trashy people, dirty people, broke ass idiots with nothing going for them in life, people that try to screw you over, someone who's credit is beyond fucked because they can't manage their finances, drug addicts, and of course scumbags in general.

Car rental employee 1: "Bro, I just had to explain to some gypsy that he can't rent a car with cash, only credit card. He kept trying to convince me by giving me a bunch of money as collateral. Took me 20 minutes to get rid of his ass"

Car rental employee 2: "Jeez, what a fuckin skidball"

by Yourmomsboyfriend June 20, 2019

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


merky balls

When a man has explosive diarrhea, and some of the fecal matter splashes up onto his nutsack.

Γ’Β€ΒœGROSS! Brennen has some merky balls!Ҁ

by Yourmomsboyfriend March 23, 2023


Soycuckistan

Pretty much everywhere outside MERICA. Places like Europe, Australia, Canada, and a bunch of other soyboy cuck breeding grounds. Also, states like California and New York and most of the East/West coastline. Places that don't respect individual rights and are collectivist shitholes.

European Soycuckistan: "We need to ban free speech because nobody should be offended by words. Only approved speech should be allowed. Its for the GREATER GOOD."

MERICA: "What a fucking mess. Keep you Soycuckistan to yourselves and stay the fuck away from us or we'll glass crater your ass."

by Yourmomsboyfriend December 15, 2018

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


cock swagger

the motion of erect or semi erect penis when it swings from side to side when you walk around naked. like when you're having sex all around the house and you need to take the act into the kitchen for whatever reason, as you walk over, the penis in its erect form will swing or swagger from side to side. try it next time!

guy 1: yesterday me and my girl stayed in and fucked all day long. we did it everywhere around the house. she wanted to get fucked on the kitchen counter so as we walked over to the kitchen, i got the cock swagger going on. it turned her on so much that she got on her knees halfway through and started sucking off until i busted in her mouth

guy 2: holy shit dude.. thanks for a graphic representation.

guy 1: hey, thats why we're friends, right?

by Yourmomsboyfriend March 9, 2010

27πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Vegas Cock

noun: a penis that is severely infected with any number of venereal diseases (mostly the worst ones out there like syphillis, clamidia, etc.). A penis that has nasty fluids and puss filled bumps on it and is really the worst thing that can happen to anyone. The reason its called "Vegas Cock" is because not everything that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas (i.e. it comes back with you in your pants).

Coined by A.I. witnessed by P. R. on 8/8/2008

Guy 1: dude i went on a trip to Vegas and fucked a couple a nasty street hookers and I came back with a case of Vegas Cock

Guy 2: fuckin sucks balls dude!

by Yourmomsboyfriend June 28, 2019

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Hoss

A term used by retarded ASU frat boys to call each other as a term of respect or endearment. Similar to boss or bro or man.

Frat tard 1: Whats up HOSS!!

Frat tard 2: Whats up HOSS!!!!!!

by Yourmomsboyfriend September 4, 2023


brady buncher

1. a person, that resembles one of the family members of the brady bunch, not by looks per se, but mainly by behavior that fits that "perfect, white american" mold.

2. a faggot or a homosexual

3. a pussy of a person, a whimp, a bitch (not female)

1. just talking to that guy gives me the fuckin creeps. that perfect, tv commercial looking face, with his perfect, slicked haircut, his american eagle outfit from his underwear to his sweater, and his radio commercial voice.. fuckin brady buncher, man.

2. dude that guy just bought me a beer at the bar, he was kinda cool.... he's a fuckin brady buncher man, look at him staring at your ass.. holy shit! you're right

3. don't be such a brady buncher, bro. just man up and accept the fact that you're no longer with that whore of an ex-girlfriend of yours. its a good thing you guys broke up. she was fucking half of the staff at the dairy queen on 4th and rural.

by Yourmomsboyfriend March 9, 2010

28πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž