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A frequent user and subscriber to r/ChapoTrapHouse - a commie/tankie subreddit vastly populated by edgy, pimple faced teens trying to be rebellious from the comfort of their middle class bedrooms. Chapocels are hardline Marxists and Stalinists who also vehemently support Bernie Sanders and can't meme to save their lives. Think that nature is oppressing them and everything should be free, including mandatory government allocated vagina.
The suffix -cel refers to incel - an involuntary celibate individual (usually male) that can't get laid even by paying hookers.
In short, a chapocel is a commie incel that has failed at life.
Bro 1: Hey look at these homeless crackheads on the corner protesting something
Bro 2: Nah bro, that's just a bunch of chapocels demanding free shit because they're too lazy to get a job
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any gun, really. preferably something with a lot of punch to it, like a mossberg 500 tactical short barreled shotgun, or a .40 cal smitty. a higher caliber gun. however, any gun can be called a nigga repellant to repel niggaz off you in a tight situation.
note: nigga does not mean nigger in this instance, but means a guy, dude.
the terminology originally comes from the movie Jackie Brown, where Ordell tells Jackie that she's so good looking that when she goes into a bar on a saturday night, she will need a nigga repellant to keep motherfuckers off her.. kind of like a bug spray but for horny men.
in this definition however, this means a gun that keeps fools off you when you're in trouble
guy 1: check this mossy 500 i just bought. shit's sick huh?
guy 2: fuck man! if thats not a nigga repellant, i dont know what is. straight up.
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guy 1: if we're going down there im grabbin my nigga repellant with me. im not gettin stuck with a hot one tonight (grabs his 9mm)
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A catcel is an incel that adores everything cats. They can't stop talking about cats, telling people they should own cats, adopt cats, pet cats, feed cats, etc. They'll threadcrap in threads about dogs and litter them with their cat facts and other stupid shit about cats. Truly insufferable individuals.
Catcel: "Did someone mention dogs?? Let me bring up my cat for no reason at all. Cats > anything. Pet cats. Did I mention I loooooove cats??!? OMG Mr. Mittens is fucking adorableeeee!! FUCK DOGS! Cats are the best. Cats Rule! You have a dog?? Why not get a cat instead!!!"
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A.K.A. Sean "Puffy" Combs. Used to rap along side Notorious B.I.G. in the background. Was a producer for him too. Owner of the Bad Boy Records company. Realized that the only way to capitalize in the rap industry is not by producting quality music (which he can't) but by taking out the biggest names in the industry: 2pac and Biggie, to come out on top.
Took advantage of the whole eastcoast-westcoast war and had 2pac killed. He knew that nobody would look at him since he was a nobody. He also knew that Suge Knight would be the first person people would suspect since he owned 2pac's contract. 2pac wanted to leave Death Row and start doing things on his own. By killing 2pac, Suge Knight would have all the rights to 2pac's music, thus capitalizing on his death. Puff Daddy knew that and hence plotted the whole thing out. The second person people would think killed 2pac would be Notorious B.I.G. - his rival in the east-west conflict. Puffy knew that too. Puff Daddy was a nobody back then.
Six months after 2pac's death, Biggie (Notorious B.I.G.) was gunned down on the westside (L.A.) by what is suspected to be retaliation on 2pac's death. I beg to differ.
After BIG's death, Puffy primarily owned all of BIG's records. After the best rappers are gone, he could do whatever he wanted.
He tried rapping, but that didnt go too well. He generally took older songs by other artists and remixed them into rap sytle. Collaborated with other legit artists in their songs. Nowadays has a clothing company, recording studio, etc. A snake of a person. Will kill you for money.
Karma's a bitch though and one day he'll pay in the worst way possible. R.I.P. 2pac & B.I.G.
1: Hey you know who killed Pac and Biggie?
2: Yeah, it was that snake ass nigga Puff Daddy.
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the motion of erect or semi erect penis when it swings from side to side when you walk around naked. like when you're having sex all around the house and you need to take the act into the kitchen for whatever reason, as you walk over, the penis in its erect form will swing or swagger from side to side. try it next time!
guy 1: yesterday me and my girl stayed in and fucked all day long. we did it everywhere around the house. she wanted to get fucked on the kitchen counter so as we walked over to the kitchen, i got the cock swagger going on. it turned her on so much that she got on her knees halfway through and started sucking off until i busted in her mouth
guy 2: holy shit dude.. thanks for a graphic representation.
guy 1: hey, thats why we're friends, right?
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A term used by retarded ASU frat boys to call each other as a term of respect or endearment. Similar to boss or bro or man.
Frat tard 1: Whats up HOSS!!
Frat tard 2: Whats up HOSS!!!!!!
How Mexicans pronounce YouTube. Not even kidding.
Bro 1: "I asked the waitress down in Tijuana what playlist they were playing at the restaurant on Spotify and she said it was JewTube.. what the fuck is JewTube??"
Bro 2: "No, retard. She meant YouTube, that's just how they pronounce it down there. Lol. Dumbass."
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