Thomas

If you know someone named Thomas or you are a Thomas, you are probably a piece of shit. You are an extreme narcissist, egotistical, misogynistic, shit eating asshat on a stick that would cheat on someone if given the chance. You also probably have a beard shitty or not. :)

Girl: That piece of shit no good scoundrel!!!
Girl 2: Was his name Thomas?
Girl 1: How did you know?