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Penis

An extra appendage, mostly sported by men of the male equation. Penis are usually used as a self stimulating means to a happy end. But rarely do you find this appendage to find self satisfaction out of the opposing persons pleasure. Penises are always sucked but rarely will you find one that knows how to fuck!

Hey have you seen my 'penis'?

by YoursTruly1989 March 20, 2021


FAF

Fabulous as Fuck

beautiful doesn't do you justice, your #FAF

by YoursTruly1989 December 29, 2018


Clitoris

The g-spot. I love watching men try to hit the clit. It validates men who know exactly how to reach that rainbow. The clitoris is a gateway drug to a full blown orgasm.

Find the clitoris? That's the name of a captain right?

by YoursTruly1989 March 20, 2021

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Amanda

Vivacious,honest, extremely radiant. Whenever i go to the nearby candy store i look for amanda because she is extremely sweet. Not a girl you would ever take for granted!! Also known for being talented on forklifts.

Only amanda can make driving a forklift look sexy!

by YoursTruly1989 March 20, 2021

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Josh

The first thing to take into account with Josh is that he is extremely passionate, more so than most woman like apparently. Secondly is the innate ability to see your inner most secretive thoughts just by gazing in your eyes. Third if you come off ass a pompous ass believe josh will look the other way without giving you a second gaze. Joshs do not tolerate dishonest individuals as they have a tendency to be self absorbed and shallow. Most importantly don't ever engage in sexual activity with a josh, it will set a standard beyond fathoming. Joshs aren't concerned with their self satisfaction, they are concerned with their partners Satisfaction making it highly difficult to even propose something so awe inspiring.

Josh.... The one man that will put you on a pedestal, and make you orgasm until you cry!

by YoursTruly1989 March 20, 2021


Madeline

Madeline shines brighter than the sun. You can't help but be envious of her infectious laughter and overall ability to be happy.

One day i want to be as happy as madeline!

by YoursTruly1989 March 20, 2021


BBMF

'Big Bad Mutha Fucka'

Remember Arnold Schwarzenegger? Now he's entitled to be a 'BBMF"

by YoursTruly1989 September 17, 2021