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Angela

A full faced girl who is young at heart. She loves art; like coloring and drawing. She might have had a troubled past, so be careful. She can hear a cat walking on the sidewalk, she can even hear the love you give her in your heart. Angela is a hard worker, you may see an Angela working in a medical field or hospitality. She has a BIG ass and TIGHT tits. If she’s with someone, they can’t keep her hands off her TIGHT tits. She’s very friendly and typically knows when someone is fake. She ties her sneakers like she’s ready for a fight, but she’s always just so beautiful inside.

example 1

Boy 1: Woah, Bro! Have you seen that hit nurse!?

Boy 2: What do you mean, dude? She’s the travel agent.

Boy 3: Nah, bro. That’s just an Angela.

example 2

Boy 1: Have you ever seen an Angela at night!

Boy 2: Yeah, her eyes look like stars, don’t they?

by Yovanni Cortez August 14, 2022


Hector

A magical man of many names. Leader of his own nest. A hard worker who doesn’t take much time for his own self. Judging by his extreme niceness he probably works in a medical field. A Hector is not one to start a fight, but he will NEVER back down from finishing one. Hectors generally fall in love quick, but the one that he chooses to stay with is his true love. Hectors are sentimental in every way. Give a Hector part of yourself and he will hold onto it forever.

Boy 1: Hey! Have you talked to Hector?

Boy 2: No. The last time I did I almost lost my sweater.

by Yovanni Cortez August 16, 2022


Bradley

Round faced beauty king. Open to all of the arts and sciences alike. Able to grow his hair longer than his feet. He’s magnificent in color and a gift to his mother. While a Bradley may have troubles in other departments in the home, he always loves fearlessly and is not one to ghost people. Most Bradley’s are righteously in touched with their sexuality. He is brilliant in arts and sciences alike, even though he secretly prefers one over the other. Bradley’s are successful in nature and nurture. If you find a Bradley, make sure to offer him something of equal value that could pay for his trades and services, but BEWARE… Some Bradley’s have one NASTY characteristic, troll feet that will kill you in one swift S T O M P! Lastly, always be ready around a Bradley… They are very hyper sexual creatures.

Boy 1: You can tell that Bradley is gay!

Boy 2: Yeah, but he is also one of the ones with troll feet.

by Yovanni Cortez August 16, 2022


Hollie

Hollie is a down to earth girl. Has brown hair but LOVES crazy colors. She has MOUNTAINS for boobs and curves that look like vangogh painted. Her feet are like no other woman on earth. If you ever meet a Hollie you have to ask to look at her feet. Hollie loves people. She won’t ever say no to a good time. Her favorite activity is sleep overs with her friends. Hollie is someone who has a lot of friends because of the way she looks. How her feet are and how loyal she is to everyone she meets. But don’t ever cross a Hollie because there is another sight to Hollie that I’m about to describe. She’s fierce as a fire. Courageous as a lion, because her favorite movie is Wizard of Oz.

Boy 1: Do you see that girl over there?
Boy 2: Yeah, man. Everyone knows that’s Hollie. You should go over and ask to look at her feet. You won’t regret it.

Boy 1: Okay. I will on her lunch break.

by Yovanni Cortez April 30, 2022


Lindsey/Lindsay

A relatively tall girl with caramel skin. She has a bubble butt that you can not pop. Generally seen with long hair so she can wrap it around you and never let you go. Her hair is natural with luscious curls. That’s her tool to manipulate men. She always has her eyebrows done. She’s an entrepreneur in beauty. Every man wants to have kids with her. Any guy who doesn’t have her is jealous of the guy who does. This is a woman of extreme privateness. So if she lets you in her inner circle, then FIGHT to stay there.

Man 1: Do you know who that is? I wanna have a kid with her!
Man 2: That’s Lindsey/Lindsay, dude! Every guy wants to have a kid with her. Get in line!!

by Yovanni Cortez April 30, 2022