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When a tone-deaf waitress at the Waffle House sings Happy Birthday.
What I don't want for my birthday is a Covfefe.
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Short for Friendship ending opinion. An opinion so unpopular that it ends friendships.
Friend 1: FEO, calling the protagonist in gen 1 "Red" is cringe.
Friend 2: The name of the protagonist of Pokemon gen 1 was always Red, okay? His name is Red, okay? We're not friends anymore.
Brain freeze. When you eat or drink something cold too fast.
Shit, dawg. Downing that icee just gave me the worst monkey headache.
A fake friend, who is in a single sided relationship. They suck up all your energy and cling on to you like youâre the messiah. They call and text 2957261 times a day and if you donât pick up or reply they get very upset. They suck all the energy out of you until you have nothing left to give and you need therapy.
She was such a leech that at the end I had nothing left to give.
The answer to every question with no logical or acceptable explanation.
"Why didn't Indiana Joe have a face in the Super Mario bros. Super show?" "Because money."
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When someone is not feminine enough to be called a female nor masculine enough to be called a male. Originated from Steven Universe when a boy fused with a girl. Used as an insult to one who looks like the opposite gender without trying.
Garnet: Stevonnie, listen to me. You are not two people, and you Aare not one person. You are an experience.
Person 1: Hinata is hottest Naruto girl.
Person 2: Nah, Hinata is an experience.
A) a male who is only attracted to feminine females. B) a female who is only attracted to masculine males.
Person 1: She's so hot.
Person 2: No she's not.
Person 1: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S NOT HOT?! YOU'RE SO PICKY!
Person: Actually, I prefer the term double straight.