One in the ass is worth two in the puss

An old adage meaning it is better to have sex with one ass, rather than with two vaginas.

Bob: I think Becky might let me go Greek on her this Friday, but I was supposed to have a three way with these Guatemalans the same night.

Joe: Times like these my grandpappy used to tell me “One in the ass is worth two in the puss”.

The Turkish Curtain

When two individuals have inter course on a stage with the curtain drawn, and the audience guesses the sex act based on the noises the couple are making.

The audience applauded and demanded an encore of The Turkish Curtain.

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The Cinnabussy Challenge

When one man does The Cinnamon Challenge and coughs the cinnamon into another man’s anus, then raw dogs the man with the cinnamon still inside of the man’s anus. After the man finishes, the “load” combined with the cinnamon resembles the glaze on a Cinnabon.

“A gay man was craving cinnamon, and sex, so he did The Cinnabussy Challenge”