Titan

Someone who sucks.

“Did you see that guy fall down the stairs? He fell like a Titan.”

“No I didn’t see it, nobody pays attention to titans anyway.”

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Negan

Negan is a guy that claims to be a bad ass but needs everyone else to make him look good. He gets people to do his dirty work, then shows up whistling a tune without realizing that he does not actually have any friends. He’s so bad ass, that he hides from vegetarians and eats nothing but canned tuna and mixed nuts.

Everyone: “let’s order a salad.”

Negan: “I’ll go hide in this tent for 30 days.”

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Jabberwocky

It’s that walk you do when you need to hold in a poop. It’s not a normal walk, it involves jabbing your feet in a manner that looks like a penguin waddle mixed with an Ewok that is dancing to Cher.

I’ve been holding this poop in for hours to make it through this meet, time for me to jabberwocky to the bathroom.

Rally bait

Someone that totally sucks at life. Cookie Monster would never be rally bait because when he sees a cookie he takes it. Someone who is rally bait is less like Cookie Monster and more like Oscar. Oscar never leaves the trash can, he just waits for someone to come by and pops out with a grumpy face and no cookies.

“Don’t leave your cookies out, that guy will take them.”

“Nah, he’s just some rally bait.”

Omen

It’s like when a bushes burn and shit. You see it and know it should not be there, and you’re like “shit, why’s this omen here? Am I about to die or is this a good omen?” Then you take a sip of wine and stare at the glory of the gods and goddesses sending omens your way.

Random: “I saw an omen yesterday?”

Bob: “what like a bird in the sky?”

Random: “yeah, and it pooped on my right after my car was stolen.”

Bob: “damn bro, you should’ve threw up some bubbles.”

Sono

This word can be used in almost any phrase as a filler. It’s not exactly a stand alone kinda word because it needs other words to make it work. Using it alone sounds like Durka Durka, which only works in silly movies with puppets.

Person 1: hey you sono fa gun.
Person 2: I don’t like you, you sono fa dog.