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POTATO SONG
The're red, they're white, they're brown
the Gold ones are best to comedown
there's really not much to do
so now they have purple ones too
we don't care where they came from
a tasty snack as you rip a bong
always looking fancy on our plate
we're delighted cuz they make us feel great.
Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
Sometimes we ditch the skin
to eat what's holding in
sometimes we'd rather please
or just be baked with melted cheese
they have eyes but they don't have faces
I don't know if they're feelings get hurt
by just hanging around in dark places
when they can only stare at the dirt.
Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
They come in different shapes and sizes
while many are full of surprises
some tender, soft and hard
that you'd definitely want to safe guard.
Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
I wrote the Potato Song because I love potatoes so much.
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