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When a female's nipples are well aligned with one another, where as an offset ariolalignment is likely symptomatic of a botched breast augmentation. Term coined from ariola (term for nipple) and alignment (in correct, appropriate relative position).
Dude! How can you stand watching that crass type of pornography? I mean just look at that woman! Her ariolalignment is completely off; each nipple is pointing to polar opposites of the earth! Seriously, I bet she had her boobjob done behind a Chunky Cheese!
A female whose expectations consists of double standards regarding societal gender roles.
This hypofeminist believes that she should receive equal pay as a male, yet still adheres to the antiquated expectations that it’s the man’s role to handle all the expenses within dating activities, failing to acknowledge the blatant hypocrisy.
French for fake muppet fur or pelt.
"Did you happen to notice that woman's shawl? What do you suppose it's made from?"
"Oh that's faux mouplée, but no worries... No harm was actually done to Muppets in its making."
n. a rambling mouth of nonsense.
Take a breather, and give your yippedy yapper a rest!
n. (sŭn äv ā pē-hōl). designation of birth right for a male whose conception was directly contributed from his father's penis vise accidental leakage or broken condom.
You son of a peehole! Aren't you the prim, proper conceptual example of the yuppie experiment!
A female who posts an online dating profile which obviously indicates her intentions in finding a mate that receives a bigger paycheck than herself. Coined from the terms bitcoin and hoe. (Also see bitwhore.)
Don't bother emailing her, she's obviously a bit-hoe! Reason one, she stated on her page twice that she's looking for someone who is "ambitious," which we all know is code word for "got bank!" Reason two, she indicated that her salary is $35,000-50,000, and yet she has selected in her preferences, that she's only interested in someone who makes $50,000 or higher; a profile resounding with earmarks of a bit-hoe, if I've ever seen one!
A play on words to the old adage "stranger danger" (an expression meant for children, beware of strangers who may do you harm) except this being as an expression used in sarcasm, as a mocking cry for Christians’ who are paranoid that Christmas is under attack in different directions, from the storefronts' secular seasons greetings to the underwhelming populated radical atheists trying to enforce the rule of law, Church versus State, in regards to government property. This term originated on the Daily Show.
Shopper to Clerk: “Don’t tell me ’Happy holidays!’ It’s 'Merry Christmas!' thank you very much!’"
Clerk to his Jewish Co-worker: “Oh dear, manger danger!"