faux mouplée

French for fake muppet fur or pelt.

"Did you happen to notice that woman's shawl? What do you suppose it's made from?"

"Oh that's faux mouplée, but no worries... No harm was actually done to Muppets in its making."

mehkay

adj. - mediocre in level of quality; lying somewhere between OK (or fine) and barely tolerable in one's opinion.

Friend1: "How did you find the movie?"
Friend2: "it was mehkay. I at least stayed awake through its entirety."

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hypofem

A female whose expectations consists of double standards regarding societal gender roles.

This hypofem believes that she should receive equal pay as a male, yet still adheres to the antiquated expectations that it’s the man’s role to handle all the expenses within dating activities, failing to acknowledge the blatant hypocrisy.

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coattail candidate

A political candidate that gains a great deal of popularity primarily from family name, vise from receiving recognition through his or her own limited accumulative achievements within time of service. Term derived from the adage, "riding on coattails," more often in reference of a son, gaining influence by the popularity of his father, without achieving influence on his own merits.

Hopefully America has been disillioned enough from its past mistakes, and make it a bipartisan effort to refrain from having another coattail candidate from becoming the next president of the United States.

yippedy yapper

n. a rambling mouth of nonsense.

Take a breather, and give your yippedy yapper a rest!

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manger danger

A play on words to the old adage "stranger danger" (an expression meant for children, beware of strangers who may do you harm) except this being as an expression used in sarcasm, as a mocking cry for Christians’ who are paranoid that Christmas is under attack in different directions, from the storefronts' secular seasons greetings to the underwhelming populated radical atheists trying to enforce the rule of law, Church versus State, in regards to government property. This term originated on the Daily Show.

Shopper to Clerk: “Don’t tell me ’Happy holidays!’ It’s 'Merry Christmas!' thank you very much!’"

Clerk to his Jewish Co-worker: “Oh dear, manger danger!"

passhole aggressive

Coined from the terms of asshole and passive aggressive. The behavior that is exhibited by someone who is dissatisfied, uncooperative or unhappy but who doesn't want to be overtly mean or rude to the person who instigated their behavior. Instead the person just subtly behaving in a contrary way and not confronting the problem directly, he or she will be more likely to pass on their rage onto a innocent bystander.

It looks like Jacob is in his passhole aggressive mode again. After Sheila broke up with him, he unfriended 3 friends on Facebook, and not any of them have a clue as to why.

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