Tais

Tais is the guy every guy wants to be. He's the guy every girl wanna have. Tais' are typically known for having extremely large muscles and enormous dicks. They also have the ability to make every female have a squirt orgasm by the snap of their finger full Thanos style. The name Tais also means Gods Gift in some lame ass language like latin or some shit.

Guy named Teis, Thais or Theis: "Fuck my parentes for giving me such a wack ass name. And I have a tiny penis. God I wish I was Tais. And if I could get a girl, I would totally let her fuck someone called Tais."