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A Rice Party is the act of being involved in a sexual act with multiple Asian men. The rice part refers to the average small size of Asian men's penises. While a Rice Party may not make a woman climax, she may very much enjoy their rice milk as it has hints of soy sauce and sesame oil.
Woman 1: When I went to Japan I had a Rice Party. It wasn't as satisfying as I thought though.
Woman 2: after my Rice Party I got pregnant and that's how I had my kid, Nejiro. He's only 4 but does my taxes and is in Oxford.
After ingesting many foul smelling foods you have explosive diarrhea on your partner while mating. Then while covered in your diarrhea she makes you a three course meal and irons your clothes all while you beat her black and blue. It is acceptable too if you perform this on your daughter. If you're feeling especially romantic you take her out back and put her down like old yeller with an AK-47. This act is common place and widely loved by many women in sandy countries.
Woman 1: Wow Habib really gave it to me last night.
Woman 2: Your bruises are so beautiful. Your husband must really love you.
Woman 1: What can I say? I just explode when he gives me the Irate Iranian.
A noon. Typically refers to a mistress of yours (otherwise known as a side hoe) who lives in the hood. A jungle wife can also refer to a girlfriend who lives in the hood. Also, jungle wives are usually of black descent however a white woman who is of inbred or trash descent can be considered a jungle wife.
Guy 1: ay yo I'm going to partake in some mating with my jungle wife.
Guy 2: well brother be careful not to get shot in that neighborhood!
The infinite Indian is terrifying. Be careful of the scammer calls you answer because if you answer you can be subject to the infinite Indian. The infinite Indian will crawl out of your phone and spawn multiple copies of itself and begin to have its way with you. After a group finishes another spawns out of the phone and the cycle is repeated until your demise. The only defense is to eat beef so make sure you eat a steak everyday.
Guy: Did you hear about Guy 2? He died! What happened?
Woman: He and his kids had their lives taken by the infinite Indian.
The act of the Jewish Juicer is when you have a larger Jewish woman suffocate you with her thighs to the point of your skull rupturing and spewing blood and brains everywhere. For some this is the ultimate pleasure. Be careful as this act is deadly but on the bright side it provides the ultimate orgasm. To get a Jewish woman to do this you must offer her money and white fish.
*offers fat Jewish woman money and white fish*
Woman: lay down and let me spread my legs to give you the Jewish Juicer you so desire.
When your ebt card and welfare check come on the same day. This is indeed a rare occasion to be celebrated with 40 oz's and Newports.
Guy 1: My ebt card and welfare check came in the mail on theChristmas! I also sold some Crack and got shot.
Guy 2: Shit bro! Thats one hell of a jungle christmas!
A Kentucky kitchen is when you are fornicating with your sister in the kitchen and your mom walks in. She then starts cooking and joins in. This is how many inbred families are made, traditionally those in white rural areas. Interference with a Kentucky Kitchen can be fatal so use caution if you approach one.
Brother: Yeah take it!
Sister: oh yeah gimme that brotherly love!
*mom walks in and starts cooking*
Mom: yeah now insert your meat stick into my wet stinky hole! This is the Kentucky kitchen I missed from when I was a little girl!