A slang word for large female breasts, similar to "yitties".
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Named after "Columbo" the detective who was known to shock people with his great feats of deductive reasoning; the Columbo Dimension is a realm/state of being that a person's mind enters when they are too stunned, shocked or flabbergasted to speak.
This most often occurs when a person is confronted with evidence of their dishonesty, misdeeds or them just being plain old wrong about something but may also occur when someone is roasted too hard.
Perfectly exemplified by the "The Gloved-Hand Reveal | Columbo" clip (timestamp - 4:35) from the Columbo TV Show found on YouTube (The background music may also play in real life should the show of evidence/roast be powerful enough).
M:You can't prove that I pissed in the elevator! Surely it was a dog!
C: Shows elevator camera footage of M drunkenly pissing in the elevator.
M: *is too stunned to speak*
J: SENT HIS ASS TO THE COLUMBO DIMENSION!
A variant of the words "Shawty" & "Shorty". Can be used in an endearing way like the aforementioned terms or as a way to describe a (usually female identifying) person who:
1.Is cute but has demonstrated that they either fart or shit a lot.
or
2. Who you suspect based on social & physical cues (personality, mannerisms, style of walking) may fart a lot, shit a lot or do both (often and loudly).
Penelope: *Farts* "ooooops hehe :)"
You: HELL YEAH SHARTY!
A phrase used to describe the phenomenon caused by the quarantine and isolation measures put in place for COVID-19. When someone starts saying weird or out of character shit, doing out-of-pocket unnecessary things or regressing to things they used to like when they were younger during a pandemic, they are probably suffering from Pandemic Brain.
A: My older brother is really stressed out from isolating, he started blasting mr. brightside by the killers last night for no reason. We're not in 2007 anymore!
B: Ah...sounds like he's got the pandemic brain