Flying Lemur

Whilst hanging from a ceiling fan, with erect penis, you fly by the girl and smack her on the cheek first. Then the second time you come around you kick that bitch in the face, knocking her to the floor, then the third time around you let go of the fan and yell out "woooo weeeee!"
While aiming your entire head inside her vagina.

I was over at Daryl's house last night and he was giving this bitch the biggest flying lemur this side of the mississippi!

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Zingy Ching Chong

A wack ass Asian kid from the sewage that the ninja turtles came from and he can’t see through his eyes cus they’re as small as his dic-... he’s pretty short but he’s a good friend.

“Zingy Ching Chong? Where is he? I can’t see him... ohhh he’s right next to me.”