Ommy

A man that has all the features women swoon over. His incredible hair, his sharp jaw, his big dick, and his sexiness in general. All the men want to be like him and legend has it that Chuck Norris once reveled that Ommy was his role model. He also makes the women wet on first glance. His friendly attitude makes it hard to resist him. He also is a great listener so if you're a lady hit him up cause he is too scared to ask women out. He has a fear of women to some extent because when he was young a drunk lady was hitting on him and ever since he is afraid of talking first. After having a conversation he will stop being scared and sweet talk your pantie-hoes off. Finally he is the pinnacle of a perfect man, I mean it seems like he would be a dream at the way people describe him but he is real. Legend also has it if you grab his dick while erect and you are a woman you will become as perfect as him.

Damn look at that, it is Ommy lets go get his autograph.

Wow my wife left me for an Ommy, too bad he only likes virgins.

Wow that Ommy just stopped a meteor with one hand and saved the world.

Oh no ladies Ommy is coming take off your cloths from the waste down because its about to get flooded down there.