Crap Rapids

The treacherous narrow area of Shit Creek. Used to describe a series of unfortunate or stressful events in one's life that happen in quick succesion.

Bill- I've been up Shit Creek without a paddle for the past month, but the last few days have been a blur. It's just one screw-up after another.

Tim- Sounds like you've hit Crap Rapids

browser wallpaper

When a browser window freezes, rendering all links, buttons, and other interactive features unusable, forcing the user to sit and wait. Happens often on slow or dial-up connections.

Dale- Have you downloaded that new application I told you about?

Joe- I think the file is too big. I clicked the download button and now it's giving me the browser wallpaper.