FF

FF or Fat Fuck describes a man so fat that he has to take the stairs everywhere because he breaks every elevator weight limit. However, taking the stairs does not help as he makes up twice as many calories as he burns with trips to midnight cookies. The Yin to the titty bandit's yang.

Yo what up David, you FF the

Titty Bandit

Titty Bandit (TB) - A pint-sized man with a gallon-sized appetite for titties. Usually too short to reach them so he utilizes a step ladder to reach and drinks a cup of complan every day in hopes of being tall enough to grasp the titties.

That Sandeep man he's a real titty bandit. (said with a pronounced lisp)