Kritches

Shortened to Kritch, A Kritch is a disgusting vile person that probably is an alcoholic and very violent and so unsanitary that they should be living out on the street. Kritches are the type of people that let parasites infect parts of their body and also people who need to have deep pore cleansing because of the ungodly amount of oil in their face. Kritches do not deserve to live and should therefore be quietly executed across the earth to rid the world of disgusting Kritchness.

Bro 1: “Hey man you still dating that girl you met at subway?”
Bro 2: “Hell no, I went over to her house and I ultimately found out that she was one of Kritches, there were rotting cans of food everywhere and dog shit all over her TV!”
Bro 1: “That’s disgusting I’m glad you broke up with her, nigga”

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