Turkmen

Someone from Turkmenistan; literally a country that nobody knows about. Usually looks Asian. Very hard for them to go to the US.

Hey, he said he is from Turkmenistan, so he must be Turkmen!

My mic isnt working

The most common excuse for not participating in class when the teacher picks on you. Yeah, if thats you, pay attention in class loser and get off your phone.

Teacher: "John, can you read the next paragraph?"
John: *Minding anything but his classwork*
John: *writes in chat*: "My mic isnt working" (yeah yeah yeah)