Crap on ice

1. Describing a situation that means that whatever happened doen't just suck, it could freeze and stay that way for a long time.
2. Someone who doesn't know how to ice-skate.

"Crap on ice! she just cut his dick and balls off!"
"Look at kowalski playing hockey, he's really crap on ice"

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Argh lassy

A multifunctional phrase that is used to express almost any feeling or mood in any sentence at any time or place.
The phrase can be used solely and doesn't have to be accompanied by an explanation or elaboration.
The phrase Must be pronounced in an Scottish accent (if you can't do it don't use the phrase...)

"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh lassy!!!"
"Argh lassy, why did McEuan have to die..."
"Argh lassy, let us drink and rejoyce for the birth of our 14th son.
"Cheers! Arrrgh lassy!"

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