crumple face

A person/being whose face has crumple-like qualities - similar to cauliflower, only considerably more disfuguring.

Is also a term used to descride smeone who possesses a suspicious nature.
Someone with withered, wrinkled skin, and a decreped look, but not necessarily old.
Also used to describe a state of mind- To feel crumple faced.

Derived from 'crumple-snack' and 'crumple-horn'

''Look at that crumple face she hasn't seen the light of day in yonks''

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Brag

Refers to a small looking bag, that is capeable of holding large objects. Seems to be magic, but it is a bottomless bag.

Can hold many useful objects.
eg- an umbrella + cigarettes + purse + mp3+ make-up + airsoft gun etc....

''Dang your brag is insane!''

''I have an umbrella in my brag''.

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