achoo-ing

When a male sneezes inside of a females asshole.

"Man, I achooed in my girlfriend last night"

"Bro achoo-ing is so weird"

"Nuh uh"

Audionoia

The moments where you're so used to listening to music that even in a silent room you still hear it. When you take out your earbuds and the music is still repeating in your head so you forget your earbuds are no longer in.

"I forgot my earbuds were out, I must "listen to too much music.

"Bro you just had audionoia"