Boogerwolf

A big heavyset nose guard type of gal that cockblocks all of her girlfriends from getting some. The only way to get past a booger wolf is by paying the toll in snacks or having one of your boys jump on the grenade. Equivalent to their jersey shore sister the “grenade”.

It’s a dirty job but Simone has to do it. Just make sure to have plenty of snacks on hand otherwise the boogerwolf will take your wallet and order $200 in pizza for herself.

Whoever draws the shortest straw has to take down the boogerwolf.

Goose

A complete wet blanket.
Cornball.

A prepubescent kid that had zero friends as a child and decided to join a frat and give himself a nickname.
Cool story bro but you know he does in top gun right?

Ben. You being a total Goose right now.
Stephen Glandsberg and Goose are synonymous.

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Sneakycheat

When am man has to go to the restroom (#2) in a public place and all of the toilets are full but a urinal is available. The male cunningly cuts line and makes a b-line to the open urnial. He them creates sheer pandemonium by turning around and sitting on the urinal to do his business (#2) In some circles this is also know as a sneaky devlin.

Can you believe Pat just skipped the massive line at the restroom by pulling off a sneakycheat?