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Zoom Suit

When you have nothing on from the waste down while attending an online zoom meeting. You could be wearing a button up with a tie for instance and have your balls dangling. All good though. The camera can’t see it and you look classy and dialed in as far as the viewers are concerned

Man....these zoom meetings are getting old. Thank god I just go with the zoom suit. Makes the whole work day a lot more tolerable.

by Z rocket May 20, 2021


Choribasa

Something med students in poland are subject to. Especially ones at PUMS. It’s essentially a blend between the local sausage link and the ever imposing girth of the Spanish delicacy ....the chorizo. Most med students in poland are often on the run from the choribasa and fear it. It can come out of nowhere especially on test day. Once you come in contact with the choribasa your ass tends to hurt for a few days and it takes some getting used to in order to accept the fact that the mighty choribasa is never far and always willing to give you a taste.

Student 1:Man........ I got the choribasa on that test. It was awful. I didnt have a snowballs chance in hell. Walked into the testing center and I could tell I needed to brace for impact.

Student 2: Yeah bro.....i still have the choribasa in my ass from pathology block 3. Ive just learned to accept that its now stuck in there for a while. It is what it is

Student 1: yeah man.....its the reality. I’d just appreciate it if they gave us some lube next time.

by Z rocket May 19, 2021


Slavic Slap

The Slavic slap is the standard go-to European combat punch. It’s like half-fist and half-slap. It usually comes from behind in the sucker punch format and is utilized in most European football setting whether on the field or in the stands. Not as effective as a full on punch to the face but the element of surprise is what makes the Slavic slap one to be respected and feared. It can come out of anywhere.

Man did watch that Steau Bucharest game versus Red Star Belgrade. That brawl was intense.....that guy from the bench came out of nowhere to deliver the Slavic slap to the Red Star player.

by Z rocket December 24, 2019

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