final fantasy xiii

some of the fan boys are just plain jerks to this game. its been nearly two days since its release, and let me set some things straight
towns- who cares about towns? wow you go and talk to forty npcs about nothing important. great.
battle system- you control one character, and the game ends if you die, and youre level capped. big fucking deal, the battle system is the best one and its something fresh. if you controlled the whole part directly, the game would be impossible
linear- well, the game is extremely linear. but its not really taking too much from the game final fantasy x was a line. it was loved. find something else to bitch about. linearity helps story progression
story- the story so far is very good and one of the more realistic ones. however, the characters are what really makes it stand out
characters- the characters so far have had some character progression, especially hope. also, the chracters have believable clothes (sort of) instead of and entire outfit made of accessories
music- lyrics in a final fantasy game? terrible! if youre a loser who cant accept change. listen to the sunleth waterscape, and youll see why lyrics can be a very good thing
sidequests- 64 extra bosses. enough said

fanboy-hey final fantasy xiii is so gay
person who can take a chance in change- how so? because its not about two people falling in love, and its sort of similar to vii, and like xii the story is mature and the battle system actually requires more skill than playing a pokemon game? you cant grind your ass off and you actually die a lot?
fanboy- yeah we want our old final fantasy back!
person who can take a chance in change- *facepalm* *kills fanboy*

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Disney Channel Baby

A child age 11 and up who has been raised watching "kid" shows and has been deprived of knowlege of the real world. usually acts like one would on disney channel shows (such as hannah montana). usually very immature. symptoms include being annoying, not knowing what sex is, not watching anything but disney channel usually, but may watch something else similar, thought disney channel is the worst in my opinion

my friends sister laughs like spongebob and is 12. she has never heard of a republican or democrat and has no idea of what sex really is. she was raised on the new disney channel, whatever year shows such as the suite life of zack and cody or hannah montana. she is a Disney Channel Baby

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girlfriend

something ill never ask because im to much of a pussy to ask girls out even when i know they like me. o well lol

-hey, why dont you ask anita out?
-because she doesnt like me
-yes she does im telling you!
-nah i dont think so
-youre so stupid
-i dont really wanta girlfriend anyway...

actual conversation

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flip flops

shoes that look good on girls... who have a pedicure, nail polish, have feet that are not deformed, have feet that dont look dry and leathery, dont have skin flaking off around the toenails. looks terrible on guys because our feet, i must say, look horrible.

while im on the train, i see many females with flip flops. most of there feet make me want to gag :(

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chainsaw noob

a person in gears of war or gears of war 2 who takes advantage that getting shot with a shotgun from 2inches away and then telepots to you and chainsaws you. dosnt require much skill, only knowlege to realize that stopping power only works forcertain people and pint blanks only work for the host and his team

wow. i shot this guy twice with the shogun from 3 feet away and then he slid and chainsawed me.
I FUCKING HATE CHAINSAW NOOBS

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curry

i have heard of two kinds of curry: Indian and Jamaican
Indian curry tastes... weird. its good, but its feels slimey. my main issue: smells like shit! i cant take that strong, nasty ass smell that Guyanese/Indian (cant tell the difference even though they live only in queens)
Jamaican curry tastes much better and is not basically drunk like the Indians do it its used like bbq sauce. the best part is no revolting smell!

mmmmmmmmm curry chicken (not chicken curry)

get the fuck away from me asshole you smell like your house: curry

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bitch

a girl who has:
a. nothing to offer a man besides looks
b. nothing to a man besides pussy
c.nothing to a man besides looks and pussy
d.nothing to offer to a man

bitches are boring to be around, stupid, and dont set themselves apart from other girls. a banal existence indeed. this is why most girls are bitches

85% of females are bitches

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