pansyman

Homosexual by day and night,
Superhero by day and night.

Pansyman, whose identity is High School student John B., must take on the powers of darkness as he struggles against his own sexuality.

Armed with his side-kick Rehab Dave and his infamous lucky-charm blast attack, Pansyman is THE hero of the new millenium!

"Look in the sky! A queer! A fag! A homo! Yes, its PANSYMAAAAN!!!!"

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Fagzilla

Fagzilla is the newest evil to come before the earth. Terrorizin China with his gayness, Fagzilla will stop at nothing. He quickly becomes Pansyman's newest rival!

"run, its FAGZILLLA!!"

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ImPOTUS

An elected official in the highest office incapable of even the most basic duties of governing including but not limited to a terrible defeat as an incumbent in subsequent elections

That mango Mussolini was an ImPOTUS from the get go. Couldn’t pass any legislation, had a crush on his daughter and got blown away in the reelection bid.