Asian persuasion

A group of half asians that are so sexy it makes u explode ur pants

Zach, Julia and Olivia are the AP FO LIFE MOFO *BANG**BANG* WORD 2 YO MOTHA PPPPEEAACE OOOWWWTTTT!!!

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cherry time bomb

When a girl is on her birth control and knows the exact date of her period. Instead of wearing a tampon, she times the release of her period and sticks her bloody vagina on her boyfriend's face while he's sleeping.

Did you hear about Aaron getting the cherry time bomb from his girlfriend last weekend? Talk about kinky.

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diatch

A mix between a dike and a biatch. Call your mother one today!

Stop being such a Diatch mom!

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soylent green

Soylent Green is People.

Soylent Green is people!!! *looks uncomfortable, probably dies*

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couth

ADJECTIVE:
Marked by or possessing a high degree of sophistication; refined: “Many picnics manage without this sophistication, but we like to be couth and feel that the delicacies of gracious living enhance the chances” (John Gould).

noun:
Refinement; sophistication:1. "The man has no couth" (Los Angeles Times).

2. "Frank,did you just fart? , man you got no couth."

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wack

something that sucks horribly; stupid; fake; talentless

that new jay-z joint is wack as fuck.

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jizarific

When a girl is soo good looking she is worth jizing on or have intercourse with

DAMN, look at that girl she soo fine, she's jizarific.

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