cork soaker

A derogatory term to call someone instead of "cock sucker."

That cork soaker just hit my car.

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301337

the highest level of 1337-ness, an even bigger compliment than 31337

omg, he pwnz, d00d he's 301337

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northampton

The best town of all time! yay!

Northampton rocks because we have Faces and Thornes and Moshi moshi, and me.

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blink blink

The AP way to say "Bling Bling"
AP FO LIFE MOFO!!!!!!*BANG**BANG* PEACE OOOWWTTT

white girl: hey look at those necklaces there so nice
asian girl: ya, real nice blink blink

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spooners

spooning is 1 of the better things in life it is so mad i love spooning spooners it rox the box ahh yeah and sex it is cool also but not wen u get them pregz that sux thats wen u wanna run from there dads

i love to spoon spooners

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ImWithShannon

What you can say when any asian male asks you to come race. You know that Arman's car is fast, and that he beat Big Tony, but let's be honest...You're with Shannon.

Asian Male - Yo dawg, cum out to tha racez tonight, aight?

John Doe - I can't bro.

Asian Male - Why not?!?!?!

John Doe - I'm with Shannon.

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fresh

cool, in style.

I dress so fresh and clean.

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