holy crap

A once-common exclaimation popularized by Strong Bad, the EMail answerer of homestarrunner.com

"People knockig on heaven's door-HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!"

"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"

"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"

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UMFRIEND

A sexual relation of dubious standing or a concealed intimate relationship.

"This is Bridget, my...um, friend."

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ltstfu

Learn To Shut The Fuck Up!

You really need to just LTSTFU RIGHT NOW, you little fuck

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OHNO-Second

That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

"It took an OHNO-Second to realize he had deleted the company's files."

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Four Corners

An area in Silver Spring which is the intersection of University Boulevard and Colesville Road. Don't mess, it is freakin' badass. Known for it's superiority to Olney and cool kids that live there.

"Yo, b-dawg, you wanna go walk in Four Corners and talk to homeless people."

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DW

a dick watcher.

dont change infornt of him hes a dw

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religion

A great excuse to get gifts on the holidays; A joke.

Religion: keeping people in line for over 2000 years.

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