Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who is responsible.
"Oh, great, we lost the Carson deal. Time for some more blamestorming."
A user on gamerankings.com with the most insane posting skillz ever. He pwns you in posting
"Whoah, did you see Jay reached 10k in 2 months? He is a wiked poster!"
A once-common exclaimation popularized by Strong Bad, the EMail answerer of homestarrunner.com
"People knockig on heaven's door-HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!"
"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"
"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
"What's with everyone prarie dogging when I scream here???"
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
The server's down...nothing a little percussive maintenance can't fix...
someone whos face looks like it was screwed and jabbed with a black guys horseknob
"Man, that Spicefuck guy looks like a cockfuck"
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.
"Don't bother asking him... he's 404, man."