Genuvue

The smart-ass of RoscoGenuvue.cjb.net

"You're a fucking idiot, Rosco."

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Alpha Geek

The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.

"Hennings is the alpha geek of this corporation. He knows EVERYTHING about the server."

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penistoe

Where you take a string of dental floss and run it between the opening of your cock. Appears like a female penistoe, except to a much smaller scale.

Unbeliever's g-string gives him a might penistoe.

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Buzzcocks

A very good punk band that is often overlooked or underrated. Sang songs about topics no other bands would touch. Very good, go pick up "Singles Going Steady" right now.

Lipstick, No Reply, Orgasm Addict, Ever Fallen In Love?

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(y)

Internet slang for raising your thumb.

cool (y)

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candiru

a small parasitic catfish native to the amazon, that typically feeds off the blood of other fish. However is attracted to urine and has been known to swim up the vagina/penis/anus of nude bathers in the amazon river. Once inside a human host it extends spines on its back lodging it firmly in place where removal is possible through extremly painful surgery, amputation of the organ or the use of herbal medicines that can dissolve the parasite.

I'm never pissing in the Amazon cuz I don't want a candiru to swim up my urethra.

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Seagull Management

The type of business where your boss hovers around the office, takes the good ideas for himself/herself, and shits on every other idea you have.

I'm tired of this seagull management! I want to be able to use my OWN ideas for MYSELF.

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