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When there are many bubbles in the bathtub and they cover your pud as if you had just been in a snowball fight naked and your dick got hit with a snowball and is snow-covered.
Man, I got frosty the snow cocked in the bath last night by my woman and she said it looked like I was in gay porn. She ain't gettin any tonight.
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n.- A thick, frozen feces stick, made by taking a large, gooey turd, wrapping it in plastic wrap, and placing in the freezer. The yule log is, when hardened by freezing, employed in masturbation.
I saw your mom lick the yule log last nite after she stick it in her coocheroo.
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