Higher or Lower?

When someone asks you if you prefer ass or titties (lower or higher respectively) If you say equal, you like both.

John: hey Bill, higher or lower?
Bill: oh I definitely like lower better it feels better.
John: nice one im equal

Curry ass

When you have a takeaway and then you immediately need to take a shit. The size can vary, but it mostly comes out the sphincter as a hot spicy and runny liquid. The effects are at its peak when a jalfrezi is consumed, but it can also be caused by madras, tikka masala or even Korma if you're a fucking imbecile and can't handle even a hint of spice.

My dad had curry ass last night.