COVIDay

Like Groundhog Day but without lovable rodents or Bill Murray, COVIDay refers to the way every day under quarantine, stay-at-home, the new normal or whatever we call this feels indistinguishable from the last.

Her: Do you remember when we have that Zoom meeting scheduled?
Him: Today? Yesterday? Tomorrow? I don't know, they'er all COVIDay.

Mission Taccomplished

When a person returns successfully from a trip for carry-out Mexican food.

"When will Dad be home with dinner? I'm hungry"
(door opens)
"Mission Taccomplished!"