Spunk Bed

When you bust a huge load of spunk in your roomates bottom bunk bed and it sticks to the bottom of the top bed. You do this right before your roommate goes to bed so the spunk drips down on him as he sleeps.

Dude, Ed got wasted and just passed out in the spunk bed!

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honey pot

In the age of outhouses, the honey pot was the pot one would urinate in if they didn't fee like going outside to the outhouse.

There was a blizzard, so Henry decided to use the honey pot instead of freezing his ass off.

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cornhole

When your partner eats a lot of corn and needs to take a dumb. You give them a good deep buttfuck and when you pull out you cock it is covered with corn like corn on the cob.

If you want some corn on the cocks, feed her corn and tap that cornhole.

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SP

Standard Pressure; 760 torr, 14.7 psi, etc.

Charles' Law works as long as the setup remains at SP.

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dutch fan

Farting in bed, waiting for it to stew, then quickly lifting up the covers and dropping them, creating a fart wave.

I hit her with a nasty dutch fan last night.

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throne

Toliet paper applied to toilet seat prior to laying cable.

I had to build a huge throne on that bowl.

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