Erection Recollection

Getting aroused from regular things, because you've associated them with sexual things

Guy 1: "Why do you keep getting hard over the Shantae soundtrack?!"
Guy 2: "You don't wanna know..."
Inside the head of Guy 2: *GODDAMN THESE ERECTION RECOLLECTIONS!*

Whataboutobamaism

It's like whataboutism, except used to disprove someone else's point by referring to the time Obama did something similar, because they are under the false impression that everyone thinks Obama is the pinnacle of justice and moral righteousness.

Retard: "You keep talking about disliking the molestation of children, but what about the time Obama molested kids, huh?!"

Lesser retard: "When did I ever show support for Obama's actions? Sounds like whataboutobamaism to me. Damn that really doesn't roll off the tongue well."