Ghetto Van Gogh

Nickname for Big Herc of the Prison Talk YouTube Channel. In a prior life, Big Herc was a porn star and was known for being a master of painting faces.

Big Herc: Oh shit! I'm gonna pop! You're gonna find out why they call me the Ghetto Van Gogh!

Elektra: Blow all over my face!

Big Herc coats Elektra's face with goo. She needs five towels to clean-up.

Elektra: So why do they call you the Ghetto Van Gogh?

Big Herc: Cuz I'm from the hood and a master at painting faces!

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Young Narfer

A young homey from North Richmond, California. Young Narfers represent with New York Yankees hats and tattoos.

G Baby: Hey fool! I saw some bustas from Central Rich dippin' on D Block! They were dissin' Young Chewy and White Boi!

Black: Get the straps, son. You Young Narfers are gonna become Lil Hittas tonight!

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Laying a Demo

1. To record a song/rap
2. To shoot someone

3. A significant bowel movement

Ex. 1

Elliot works the mixing board. DeMarcus enters.

Elliot: Check it out Broseph! I'm laying a demo!

DaMarcus: What's it called?

Elliot: "I Make Crap Music and You Love Me For It." Think of it as System of Down meets KISS.

DaMarcus: That's gonna be chart topper.

Ex. 2

DJ Gangsta Pimp Dogg (rapping): "Some suckas in the Yoch be talkin' some schlemo / So I pull out the strap and start laying a demo."

Ex. 3

BJ's stomach rumbles.

BJ: Oh no. I knew I should have avoided the second helping of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Stu: As they say, what goes in must come out.

BJ: And I'm gonna be laying a demo in a minute.

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Laying a Demo

1. To record a song/rap
2. To shoot someone
3. A healthy bowel movement

Ex. 1

Chandler: Check it out broseph: I'm Laying a Demo for my soon to be hit song.

Taylor: Really? What's it called?

Chandler: It's called "We Make Crap Music and You Love Us For it." Think of it as System of a Down meets KISS.

Taylor: Awesome. Bet it hits No. 1.

Ex. 2

Killa G Dogg (rapping): "Punk ass suckas be comin to the Yoch to schlemo / I pull out the strap and start Laying a Demo"

Ex. 3

DeAndre: I just ate four slices of convenience store pizza, dusted four cups of convenience store coffee, and chugged a 4-0. My stomach is rumbling!

DeMarcus: And you're gonna be Laying a Demo in a moment!

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La Cliqua

A euphemism for the Mexican Mafia.

Ex. 1

Q. Is the Mexican Mafia known by any other name?

A. Yes, ma'am.

Q. What is that name?

A. It's known as "La Eme," L-a, E-m-e; "La Cliqua"

Rene 'Boxer' Enriquez during USA v. Alexis Jaimez and Monica Rodriguez, Sept. 12, 2018

Ex. 2

Ron Ron: Whud up homey! You paid up with the Big Homey?

Lil' Weasel: Who? Fuck that dude! I just got a new Corvette just like Huerito from Mo-Town!

Ron Ron: You're tax free from La Cliqua?

Lil' Weasel: Fuck 'em! Check it out I got some Dubs on the Vette!

Ron Ron: Man: Your ass is gonna get sent to Brazil!

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House of Dracula

Nickname for old Folsom State Prison in Represa, California.

Ex. 1

"Whenever you see an old prison photo with guys wearing the straw hats, you know those were taken at El Catón de Dracula: The House of Dracula as we affectionately nicknamed Folsom Prison."

Mundo Mendoza, 'Venice & La Rana Gangs - Mexican Mob Ties' May 22, 2020

Ex. 2

Cuate: Oh shit! That J-Cat necrophiliac from Rich City just touch-downed at old Folsom! Dude had sex with a dead body! They got him with DNA!

Peligro: And don't surprised he pulls that stunt again and drinks the blood. There's a reason Folsom’s called the House of Dracula!

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Quilmas

San Quentin State Prison in Marin County, California.

Ex 1

"After being exonerated at Soledad for my suspected participation in one of two homicides that occurred there on Christmas Day, I returned to Quilmas -- San Quentin to my English speaking friends -- and was approached by eMe associate Louie from San Diego on the B section exercise yard."

-- Mundo Mendoza, 'GABBY from FLORENCIA 13 - THE GUNFIGHTER,' April 20, 2020

Ex. 2

Shotgun: Hey! The homey Turtle from the Yoch just touchdowned Quilmas!

Sneaky: Show some love and shoot the fool a Care Package.

Shotgun: Huh?

Sneaky: Send him a couple whack mags in an envelope stamped 'Legal Mail.'

Shotgun: Word! I'll shoot him a couple 'gently used' BBW lesbian pornos!

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