A Robloixan is what you call someone that was on the show "My Strange Addiction" because of their Roblox addiction. People who consider themselves a Robloxian usually have a serious problem in their brain or are high AF on Sativa. Many Robloxians are under the age of 10 because anyone who is over the age of 10 and still plays Roblox, should really consider seeking some serious help.
Why are you still reading this, go play some fucking Fortnite.
Retarded 12 year old: Mom, I'm officially a Robloxian!
Mom on phone: Hello? Child Support? My 12 year old thinks he is a "Robloxian".
Child Support: Sorry we can't help you, mam, the best thing to do is just leave him on a hillside.
Mom on phone: Ok, will do.
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A White Mom is someone who shoves dry, unseasoned ass chicken down your damn throat.
To become a "White Mom", you must meet all these qualifications:
- Never season your chicken, including salt and pepper
- Always call the manager, no matter the issue
- Be 42% Norweigan, 32.8% French, 8% Swedish, 7% Welsh, 4% Irish, and 100% ANNOYING
- Only shop at Whole Foods, Sprouts, and sometimes Safeway. Don't even think of going to Walmart, Karen.
- Wake up your children, Mary and Joey III, to go to church at 6 AM every Sunday
- Be divorced or married to your cousin
- Drive a Porsche Cayenne or a Ford Fiesta
- Only let your kids watch G rated movies
(Me) Dude, I hate White Moms, yesterday I was at my friend Brian's house, and his mom was a bitch
(Random Guy) Um... what the hell dude, you were at my house yesterday!
(Me realizing what I said) Oh shit...
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