Buttcheeck Planet

Traditional ceremonial folk lore lyric and song amongst Ohio, US based computer programmers. This song is performed for friends and family around the age of 3 years old. This ritual is not understood by lay people, often including witnesses to the young future-programmers performance. Nonetheless, this geographically Walmart-adjacent rite of passage is sacred amongst programmers from Middle America.

“Buttcheeck planet.”
“Buttcheeck planet starts slow, and ends with a sweaty forehead.”

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