Middle-Eastern Breakfast

Derived from the Portugeese Breakfast; Once you pour in the eggs, spread some hummus on the vagina and then begin intercourse.

Shannon: Let's fuck!
Mike: Yeah, let's do the Middle-Eastern Breakfast!

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Zion

The Hebrew word for penis.

Johnny: Mommy, what's the Hebrew word for penis?
Mommy: Oh, the Hebrew word for penis is Zion.

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