Migratory peppers

The name given to hot peppers -- usually Habanero or Thai -- found in primarily ethnic food that don't agree with your digestive system and inspire an immediate trip to the bathroom to expel your meal soon after its completion.

I had the best Mexican food last night but those migratory peppers they put on my fajitas sent me to the can right afterwards and burned as much on the way out as on the in.

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Masturtweeting

The act of using Twitter solely for self-pleasure or self-aggrandisement

Trump's unhinged and fact-disregarding pronouncements over Twitter are the best example ever of masturtweeting!