sperm wail

The sound a man makes while shooting his baby batter.

The sperm wail was somewhat of a squeal, and all she could do was swallow it with pride.

penis sheath

A term used for the vagina.

What can I say? I needed my penis sheath.

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aqua-dooker

A piece of larger fecal matter released in water. An aqua-dooker may sometimes float.

I proceeded to make an aqua-dooker in Henry's kiddie pool.

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glazed donut

a vertical smile doused in a special blend of batter

The glazed donut was just a perfect snack.

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