short survey

An annoying link, a BIG lie, and hypnotic text, all in one!

Must... not... click...

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Yellowcard

Yellowcard is a great Pop-Rock band. They rocketed to fame with "Ocean Avenue", and have since racked up fans.

Their singles include "Way Away" (<- One of their recent best) "Ocean Avenue" (Coughsuckscough) and "Only One"(Should Not Be A Single).

Their past albums include "The Underdog EP" and "One For The Kids".

How to tell Apart Yellowcard Fans:

When asked their favorite YC song...

A longtime fan would say something from Underdog EP.

A more recently recruited fan would say "Way Away".

A gay MTV watching bandwagoner would say "Ocean Avenue". They also would think Ocean Avenue is Yellwocard's first single and album.

An obsessive-compulsive MeLoveYouLongTime fan would say something from "Midget Tossing".

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springfield

A bitchin' town in Central New Jersey. It's not an amazing vacation spot, but it's a nice place to live.

I have to give an example.

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cello

An instrument that chicks think is sexy!!

That is one fine cellist.

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Slaplight

A light designed to turn on and off at the sound of a slap.

I use slaplight! Slap on, slap off. Slap on, slap off. Slap on, slap off...

pom-pom

Large, floating circle with circular limbs. Has a great wit, is strong, and once got in a knife fight with Coach Z.
Caoch Z

Pom Pom! What is up my main man! My dawg! My ace-in-the-hole!
-Homestar Runner
-dawg

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Tenessee

The land of 1,000 cousins.

Welcum tooo Tenny see!!

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