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An annoying link, a BIG lie, and hypnotic text, all in one!

Must... not... click...

by Zach G. November 01, 2003


Yellowcard

Yellowcard is a great Pop-Rock band. They rocketed to fame with "Ocean Avenue", and have since racked up fans.

Their singles include "Way Away" (<- One of their recent best) "Ocean Avenue" (Coughsuckscough) and "Only One"(Should Not Be A Single).

Their past albums include "The Underdog EP" and "One For The Kids".

How to tell Apart Yellowcard Fans:

When asked their favorite YC song...

A longtime fan would say something from Underdog EP.

A more recently recruited fan would say "Way Away".

A gay MTV watching bandwagoner would say "Ocean Avenue". They also would think Ocean Avenue is Yellwocard's first single and album.

An obsessive-compulsive MeLoveYouLongTime fan would say something from "Midget Tossing".

by Zach G. August 16, 2004


pom-pom

Large, floating circle with circular limbs. Has a great wit, is strong, and once got in a knife fight with Coach Z.
Caoch Z

Pom Pom! What is up my main man! My dawg! My ace-in-the-hole!
-Homestar Runner
-dawg

by Zach G. October 26, 2003


North Jersey

The more advanced side of New Jersey, and the side that is more influenced by New York. In North Jersey, the Yankees/Mets, Knicks/Nets, & Devils/Rangers/Islanders get more press then in South Jersey (We're not all Yankee fans, FYI). Also, there is a stereotype that we all have New York Accents, which is wrong. Most of us don't have an accent at all, and those that do live VERY close to New York.

There are Diners everywhere, true, but New Jersey is the Diner state, so that can't really be blamed on North NJ.

In North Jersey:

- We read the Star Ledger, not the Asbury Park Press.
- We use SPRINKLES, not Jimmies.
- We eat SUBS, not Hoagies.
- Channel 4 is NBC. Not 3.
- None of us have any f*cking idea what a Wawa is.
- We really don't give a shit how the Phillies do.
- Atlantic City isn't sentimental to us.

(These views are mine, not yours)

by Zach G. December 24, 2004


icup

A lame joke told by 3rd graders and retarded 6th Graders.

"Spell Icup! Huh huh huh!"
"Shut up you Fuckin retard!"

by Zach G. November 15, 2003


no-talent

See boy band.

Hi I'm from NHOTGUYS*...
Oh shut up!

by Zach G. November 20, 2003


Thanksgiving

An american holiday, mainly just an excuse to eat a whole lot.

Don't be fooled; "I love Thanksgiving" really means "Damn thats good turkey!

by Zach G. November 29, 2003