IFOCE

The International federation of competitive eating.

The IFOCE kicks ASS!

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OOGA CHUCKA

Noise that debuted in the song "Hooked on a feeling." I have no idea what it means.

OOGA CHUCKA OOGA CHUCKA OOGA OOGA OOGA CHUCKA
I can't stop this feeling...

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procrastinate

To be incredibly lazy, or similar to me.

Why is pprocrastination so important:
I'll tell you later.

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eBay

Where I got AOL discs for only 10 cents!

Thanks Mike!!

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Ding

A magic word that somehow puts award ribbons on pumpkins.

Last place. Ding!
Worst place. Ding!
Down with second to last place. ding.

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suicide

Somthing I'd do, despite the fact I know it's stupid, if I had the nerve.

Life's a bitch and then you die. Why not shorten th suffering?

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Tony Blair

George Dubya's monkey boy.

Blair: What're we going to do tonight, George?

Bush: The same thing we do every night, Tony- TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

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