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A song that I'm listening to right now that I truly don't understand. Come to think of it, I don't understandany of Outkasts songs...
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Let me put it this way-
Turn on CNN. Now turn on CSPAN. Now turn on Speed Network.
Now shove a knife into your shoulders. As you are suffering, please, enjoy the intellegent chat they are having about Mongolia.
That's public radio.
*SKRRIRIIICICHH*
Welcome to Chitty Chitty Chat Chat. I'm
*SKRRIRICHH*.
Today we're talking about a book
*skrriitichhh*
Tons of monotone retards reading excerpts
*ssskkkkittiririihc*
HELP! I'M BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL AT-
*skrriiiitichhh*
So what compelled you to write about Diners?
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They infest me, waiting to come out, infest more. Must free my body and mind of evil before tainted for life. You're all infested to, and for some of you, its too late. Others can still free their mind of it.
The demon infests...
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The more advanced side of New Jersey, and the side that is more influenced by New York. In North Jersey, the Yankees/Mets, Knicks/Nets, & Devils/Rangers/Islanders get more press then in South Jersey (We're not all Yankee fans, FYI). Also, there is a stereotype that we all have New York Accents, which is wrong. Most of us don't have an accent at all, and those that do live VERY close to New York.
There are Diners everywhere, true, but New Jersey is the Diner state, so that can't really be blamed on North NJ.
In North Jersey:
- We read the Star Ledger, not the Asbury Park Press.
- We use SPRINKLES, not Jimmies.
- We eat SUBS, not Hoagies.
- Channel 4 is NBC. Not 3.
- None of us have any f*cking idea what a Wawa is.
- We really don't give a shit how the Phillies do.
- Atlantic City isn't sentimental to us.
(These views are mine, not yours)
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What I am on the inside. Even in a large crowd, I am alone on the inside.
My loneliness really is killing me.
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