popsickle

Reality: A frozen, fruit flavored treat.
UrbanDictionary.com definition: Penis.

I'm no popsickle licker. And thats no gay uphamism... Or is it? No, its not.

Sick freak.

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badong

Bad and wrong, badwrong. See gnodab.

The evil fish is badong.

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guitar

The instrument that is currently bugging the crap out of me as I type these words. M u s t c o n t i n u e t y p i n g...(Slams guitar on ground) that's better.

Sorry.

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Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!

The mating call of the rare fuckus bird.

There it is!

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John Basedow

A fitness "Celebrity" famous for shilling exercise machines by showing his RICDICULOUSLY chiseled abs that he got before the product was even thought of.

What the hell is John Basedow famous for?!?

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you said it

Syn.: I agree.

You said it, brother!

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Pigs Fly

Its happened: Cops in helicopters.

When pigs fly!
They do.

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