twilight zone

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outcast

Someone who is driven crazy by rejection and anger, kills the ones who had laughed at him, and than joins them.

I am the outcast.

"You laugh because I'm different.
I laugh because you're all the same."

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Pee my pants

Urinate in ones pants, making them wet. Normally out of either laughter or incontinence.

Seriously, I'm about to pee my pants.

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Pee my pants

Urinating in your own pants.

Dude, I'm about to pee my pants.

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Make your time

What to do when someone sets you up with bomb and have no chance of survival.

More crappy All your base stuff!

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damnit

1) A phrase used when pissed.
2) Abrv. for damn it.

Damnit, that was my last muffin.

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franc

French money that is now obselete thanks to the Euro.

Bob: Hey, can I have some francs?
Pierre: For what?
Bob: Kindeling.

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